“I call it, ‘Quicksilver’.” he raised his hands above his head and spread them out in front of him. “It’s going to be the next greatest thing. Everyone will want one!” His exuberance infectious.
“Yeah, but… what does it do?” the reporter asked.
“What? What does it do?! Here, let me show you.” He said, then shot the reporter in the head.
“So, any other questions?”