Awkward Conversations…

“Whats stuck up your butt?”

“Thermometer.”

“What?”

“You asked. I answered. Why the shock?”

“Wait just a second. You mean to say… you have a thermometer… stuck… up…”

“Yep.”

“That’s got to hurt.”

“Only when I laugh. Or fart.”

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R. Todd

MFA from the Queens University of Charlotte ('21), BA in English from the University of Central Florida ('17), Group leader for the Florida Writers Association since 2019, member of AWP and ACES.

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