Remember this tip.
When you stare death in the face
Make sure he blinks first.
I'm trying something for the month of March. A haiku a day. If you have any suggestions you would like to see me try to write about, feel free to let me know (cause I have a feeling I'm going to need some inspiration).
Ok, so this may not fall into the humor category as much as it might, but, Marissa challenged me to write a funny haiku and this one just struck me that way.