Nail Biting…

“Stop biting your nails,” my wife said.

“But, I can’t find the nail clippers.”

“It’s a disgusting habit.”

“You’re only saying that because it’s my toes.”




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R. Todd

I'm older than I think I am and younger than I feel. I'm stuck in the 80's but relevant to today (oh I hope that last part is true). I think I am more of an enigma than I really am, but somehow still confound those who try to figure me out (or they just look at me weird, so I infer that). And I really hate my first name. Husband, father, Navy Vet, UCF graduate, cat owner (translate.. slave), wannabe writer, and all around big kid who is stuck in an adult world. Overall, I just... um.. something to something, blah blah blah. And that's all I got to say about that.

17 thoughts on “Nail Biting…”

      1. My son used to do it but pretty sure he stopped now. He also used to pick his toenails (not bite, thank goodness, but still) and ended up with ingrown toenails having a minor procedure which caused him to throw up. I think he’s done with his nails!!

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