“Honey, did you start the water?” He asked as he watched his wife walk into the kitchen.
“Yeah, ten minutes ago. Why?” She wrinkled her nose as the smell hit her. “And, what is that smell?”
“You burned another stove top cover.”
Tag: Funny
Good Advice…
Remember this tip.
When you stare death in the face
Make sure he blinks first. Continue reading Good Advice…
Milk Does A Body…
They laugh at me now
And tease my smooth, hairless face
But, I’m drinking milk…
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Word of the Day…
The More You Know…
Elephants in a cabin, much like bulls in a china shop, will leave you with much shattered glass. Continue reading The More You Know…
Prince Mojo…
Looks and sex appeal
But Prince ‘Mojo’ isn’t idyllic Continue reading Prince Mojo…
